My Cat Wants this Wig

I was watching Jay Leno and he showed this picture of a kitty wig---long, pink, flipped at the ends. My cat, Artemis, told me he would like me to take him shopping to buy him one but I told him it would clash with his orange-tabby fur. Hmm.... I think he must still be stressed from losing his kitty companion a while back! Maybe you think it's weird that my cat would ask to go shopping, but I think it's hardly stranger than dogs asking their owners (whoops -- make that guardians) to take them shopping. Really. Have you been in McGuckins lately? Dogs shopping all over the place. I didn't know dogs had a fondness for hardware stores. Our dog has yet to ask us to take her shopping............ but then ............... Artemis............ the wig............... hmm..................